Andrew Justin Stortz (AJ for short) 19 loves tattos music friends movies and alot of other thingsTumblr (3.0; @ajstortz)http://ajstortz.tumblr.com/<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_46233330667" src="http://ajstortz.tumblr.com/post/46233330667/audio_player_iframe/ajstortz/tumblr_mbgoh35tXh1qj4xgo?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fajstortz%2F46233330667%2Ftumblr_mbgoh35tXh1qj4xgo" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://goldenclitoris.tumblr.com/post/45174803860/throwbacksongs-eminem-my-salsa-play-this">goldenclitoris</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://throwbacksongs.tumblr.com/post/44341734136/eminem-my-salsa">throwbacksongs</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Eminem - My Salsa</strong></p> </blockquote> <p>play this at my funeral</p> </blockquote> <p>hahah this is just too amazing.</p>http://ajstortz.tumblr.com/post/46233330667http://ajstortz.tumblr.com/post/46233330667Mon, 25 Mar 2013 01:49:02 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/43b829db2803c35b3d1469ed9f93a66d/tumblr_mfeqxoddsc1qhnyjso1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d7c373dbd9a4368d28c4695d55450fbf/tumblr_mfeqxoddsc1qhnyjso2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d9e7290a1ad34a1a5dc9ab81555af2a6/tumblr_mfeqxoddsc1qhnyjso3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/82a02ef2df2864c22d085abea9381350/tumblr_mfeqxoddsc1qhnyjso4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p>so funny</p>http://ajstortz.tumblr.com/post/38556036203http://ajstortz.tumblr.com/post/38556036203Sat, 22 Dec 2012 13:02:08 -0500<p>so i guess im the bad guy.</p>http://ajstortz.tumblr.com/post/36127168777http://ajstortz.tumblr.com/post/36127168777Tue, 20 Nov 2012 02:20:43 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://posttsecret.tumblr.com/post/32305877932/write-me-a-letter-anon-or-not">posttsecret</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><strong>Dear ______, </strong></p> <p><br/><strong>I ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. </strong><br/><br/><strong>You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. </strong><br/><br/><strong>If I saw you now I’d __________. I want to ________ you. </strong><br/><br/><strong>I would build a _______ just for you. </strong><br/><br/><strong>If I could sing you any song it would be _________. </strong><br/><br/><strong>We could __________ under the stars. </strong><br/><br/><strong>Love, </strong><br/><strong>_______________ </strong><br/><br/><strong>( P.S. ______________ )</strong></p> </blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://ajstortz.tumblr.com/post/32312743055http://ajstortz.tumblr.com/post/32312743055Wed, 26 Sep 2012 00:26:49 -0400<iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/ajstortz/31051962589/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_31051962589" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="225" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://taaaybby.tumblr.com/post/31042221010/grisser-darthcubby-hakkar-gif-sound-the">taaaybby</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://grisser.tumblr.com/post/30971211428">grisser</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://darthcubby.tumblr.com/post/30964127819/hakkar-gif-sound-the-video-i-laughed-harder">darthcubby</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hakkar.tumblr.com/post/30958255694/gif-sound-the-video-i-think-this-is-my-favourite">hakkar</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>GIF Sound the Video</p> </blockquote> <p>I laughed harder than a grown man should at this.</p> </blockquote> <p>yeah alright. if I stayed watching til the end being thoroughly entertained, I might as well reblog it.</p> </blockquote> <p>Hahahaha “where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at?”<br/>amazing.</p> </blockquote> <p>this is honestly fucking hilarious</p>http://ajstortz.tumblr.com/post/31051962589http://ajstortz.tumblr.com/post/31051962589Fri, 07 Sep 2012 07:20:34 -0400<p>to never be mean to girls ever again.</p>http://ajstortz.tumblr.com/post/29400159050http://ajstortz.tumblr.com/post/29400159050Tue, 14 Aug 2012 05:21:09 -0400<p>INSTAGRAM: @ajstortz</p> <p>KIK: ajstortz</p> <p>TWITTER: @ajstortz</p> <p>FACEBOOK: aj stortz</p> <p>add me, follow me, talk to me!</p>http://ajstortz.tumblr.com/post/28304681767http://ajstortz.tumblr.com/post/28304681767Sun, 29 Jul 2012 21:55:20 -0400http://ajstortz.tumblr.com/post/28042236065http://ajstortz.tumblr.com/post/28042236065Thu, 26 Jul 2012 03:25:08 -0400<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/MCUnWIs88CQ?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>i wanna marry her.</p>http://ajstortz.tumblr.com/post/25522423060http://ajstortz.tumblr.com/post/25522423060Wed, 20 Jun 2012 15:54:16 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://beautycutelove.tumblr.com/post/23394587041/i-dare-you">beautycutelove</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I will write about the following, leave <strong>one</strong> in my ask box</p> <p><strong><em>Dear person I hate,</em></strong></p> <p><strong><em>Dear person I like,</em></strong></p> <p><strong><em>Dear ex boyfriend,</em></strong></p> <p><strong><em>Dear ex girlfriend,</em></strong></p> <p><strong><em>Dear ex bestfriend,</em></strong></p> <p><strong><em>Dear bestfriend,</em></strong></p> <p><strong><em>Dear *anyone*,</em></strong></p> <p><strong><em>Dear Santa,</em></strong></p> <p><strong><em>Dear mom,</em></strong></p> <p><strong><em>Dear dad,</em></strong></p> <p><strong><em>Dear future me,</em></strong></p> <p><strong><em>Dear past me,</em></strong></p> <p><strong><em>Dear person I’m jealous of,</em></strong></p> <p><strong><em>Dear person I had a crush on,</em></strong></p> <p><strong><em>Dear girlfriend,</em></strong></p> <p><strong><em>Dear boyfriend,<br/></em></strong></p> </blockquote>http://ajstortz.tumblr.com/post/24593650047http://ajstortz.tumblr.com/post/24593650047Thu, 07 Jun 2012 01:28:09 -0400<p>thanks anon.</p>http://ajstortz.tumblr.com/post/23945960462http://ajstortz.tumblr.com/post/23945960462Mon, 28 May 2012 15:42:21 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4a7onQFHX1qc4rfjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>why are these so little!</p>http://ajstortz.tumblr.com/post/23361051617http://ajstortz.tumblr.com/post/23361051617Sat, 19 May 2012 14:07:35 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44vekuQkU1qbbpaoo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44vekuQkU1qbbpaoo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44vekuQkU1qbbpaoo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44vekuQkU1qbbpaoo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44vekuQkU1qbbpaoo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44vekuQkU1qbbpaoo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44vekuQkU1qbbpaoo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44vekuQkU1qbbpaoo8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://predictionsofthepast.tumblr.com/post/23188571826/fistsfullofhate-haha-this">predictionsofthepast</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fistsfullofhate.tumblr.com/post/23184293325/haha-this">fistsfullofhate</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>HAHA this</p> </blockquote> <p>^^</p> </blockquote> <p>hahahaha!</p>http://ajstortz.tumblr.com/post/23191335693http://ajstortz.tumblr.com/post/23191335693Wed, 16 May 2012 19:07:12 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3ddcsyBPy1r0ztafo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3ddcsyBPy1r0ztafo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3ddcsyBPy1r0ztafo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3ddcsyBPy1r0ztafo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p>do the cat-daddy</p>http://ajstortz.tumblr.com/post/22564132255http://ajstortz.tumblr.com/post/22564132255Sun, 06 May 2012 22:26:01 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luifuiohBp1r2klc6o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luifuiohBp1r2klc6o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luifuiohBp1r2klc6o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luifuiohBp1r2klc6o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luifuiohBp1r2klc6o5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luifuiohBp1r2klc6o6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luifuiohBp1r2klc6o7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luifuiohBp1r2klc6o8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luifuiohBp1r2klc6o9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luifuiohBp1r2klc6o10_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jonnwith2ns.tumblr.com/post/22371387464/childs-worst-nightmares-by-joshua-hoffine">jonnwith2ns</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Child’s worst Nightmares by Joshua Hoffine</p> <p>these are fucking awesome</p> </blockquote>http://ajstortz.tumblr.com/post/22390435350http://ajstortz.tumblr.com/post/22390435350Fri, 04 May 2012 13:54:25 -0400<p>no….</p>http://ajstortz.tumblr.com/post/22306766306http://ajstortz.tumblr.com/post/22306766306Thu, 03 May 2012 00:57:01 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2zubtNa5m1ruu17do1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>favorite movie!</p>http://ajstortz.tumblr.com/post/21988892054http://ajstortz.tumblr.com/post/21988892054Sat, 28 Apr 2012 13:42:03 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lywlvzXSw81r6wp15o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lywlvzXSw81r6wp15o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lywlvzXSw81r6wp15o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tearatmysoul.tumblr.com/post/21735016985/knock-knock-whos-there-its-me-again-still">tearatmysoul</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>knock knock, who’s there? It’s me again, still wondering why you’re not naked.</p> </blockquote>http://ajstortz.tumblr.com/post/21735802760http://ajstortz.tumblr.com/post/21735802760Tue, 24 Apr 2012 17:29:14 -0400<p>im doomed to walk this earth alone for the rest of my days.</p>http://ajstortz.tumblr.com/post/21633873424http://ajstortz.tumblr.com/post/21633873424Mon, 23 Apr 2012 01:35:33 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2liugfnIi1qc4rfjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>i like my new facial hair choice….</p>http://ajstortz.tumblr.com/post/21236097914http://ajstortz.tumblr.com/post/21236097914Mon, 16 Apr 2012 19:35:04 -0400